Once upon a time, in an ambiguously-sized liberal arts college in an academic locale, there were several students. But these were not just any students. These students were the total package. Book-smart and street-savvy, they were fricking brilliant. Mind-blowingly hot yet still sweet and approachable, they were so sexy that you would simultaneously want to [kinky fantasy deleted] and raise beautiful children with them in a nice, safe neighborhood with a good school district. And they all had a sense of adventure to make Bear Grylls either retire in shame or beg them to make attractive, adventuresome babies, maybe on a mountain or while skydiving or you know, in a nice, cozy house in the suburbs of Iowa. Provided there was a good school district. These brilliant, sexy badasses will be in many different places over the next year, finding adventure, love, and academic success everywhere from interesting cities to quasi-nudist student organizations in log cabins. This blog is so that they can share their sheer amazingness with each other and randos on the Internet.
And I'm sure I forgot lots of people so please invite whoever you want!
WOW Madeline,
ReplyDeleteyou actually managed to describe yourself perfectly with the (extended) phrase, "the total package. Book-smart and street-savvy, they were fricking brilliant. Mind-blowingly hot yet still sweet and approachable, they were so sexy that you would simultaneously want to [kinky fantasy deleted] and raise beautiful children with them in a nice, safe neighborhood with a good school district"
My favorite detail though, is the line, "provided there was a good school district"
HAHAHAHAHA